RHOSLC Ep 4 Recap-Antique Problems, Vibrators and Whitney betrays Quai AGAIN!

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Wow, that, uh, that beat of tequila.

I feel like I could run a marathon and pick up three cars, just three Volvos right now.

My God.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season seven, episode four.

This is called Fortune and Misfortune, and the description that Peacock gives us is, wait for this, "In the majestic mountains of Utah is a hidden social circle made up of successful women." That is legitimately what it says on Peacock, which means somebody F'd up over there.

I don't know if it's AI, I don't know if it's human error, but this will not stand.

Somebody did not get their homework in on time, and old Ryan Bailey noticed.

You didn't think we would notice, but old Ryan Bailey did, and I'm gonna have your job.

Because guess what? I could have written this in a second.

I coulda said, "Braunwyn makes certain ladies shop for, um, uh, archaic dildos and vibrators, and, uh, then they do a dumpling competition as Lisa lines her lips." Oh my God, I'm coming for your jobs, all of you over at Bravo.

So we start off, uh, they don't do scenes that we previously see, uh, 'cause they kinda flash back in this first part.

And we'll take a couple detours 'cause I wanna talk about some social media with Meredith and Whitney and a little bit about Heather as we go.

But we start off, and it's day two of their trip to beautiful San Francisco.

And we're at Braunwyn's hotel, and she's on the phone with Muzzy, and she's like, "And look how much the hotel loves me, Muzzy.

I have three tallboys of Dr. Pepper.

[laughs]" Braunwyn has been guzzling Dr. Pepper these last couple of seasons, and usually when Lisa Barlow does a product, she gets a sponsorship.

Dr. Pepper, what, what's the deal? Are we not giving Braunwyn a sponsorship? What does she have to do, bathe in Dr.

Pepper? Meredith, don't take that as an idea.

Um, but like, come on, man.

This lady is laying it all on the line to literally burn her esophagus with all of this beautiful Dr. Pepper, and you're not doing anything about it? Come on.

And then we cut over to, uh, to Kwai's room, and she's on the phone with her, uh, her, her hus- her lo- her love, Steven, who she gave a shit toothbrush to at one point.

And she's like, "It's a very old hotel I, I'm in.

It's i, fr- in the 1920s." And Steven's like, "That's really old.

I'm so happy you're not here because I was able to brush my teeth without worrying about any sort of filthy poop disease." And Kwai's like, "Was San Francisco even around back then?" And then we cut to Lisa in bed, and she's like, "Oh my gosh, I look haggard." And she's on the phone with John Barlow, and John's like, "No you do, no you don't, babe.