Heather Gay

Ooh." That was, like, 10 boyfriends ago.

It's giving, oh, God, it's giving Heather.

Oh, see? It's giving Heather.

We never talk about Heather.

No, you have to admit right now, Heather Gay season 1, 2, 3 was boy-crazy, talking about m- my little lollipop chicken, whatever the fuck.

And freaking, come on, we all know she was out here chasing tail like crazy in her first couple seasons, and that is what Braunwyn is doing right now, and it's probably triggering me, and I can, I'm grown enough to admit that.

So-

Uh-oh, here we go.

I mean, you want to talk about a white American, white American plastic cheese.

That's Heather Gay.

OK, that lady is so lame.

I've been calling her cream of loser soup.

It was so good.

Not to spoil it, but did you see that there's this clip? It came across on threads.

I do not follow Heather Gay, but it came across on threads of a clip of Heather and her stories, I guess, sharing that she turned her regular fridge into, instead of a mini bar, it's a maxi bar.

And it just is like filled with alcohol.

So we meet this man because we found out that Heather has this new man in the trailer.

And I was like, who is this man? Who dates Heather Gay? And here he comes rolling up on a motorcycle.

And immediately I was like...

Another loser.

I was there for two days and basically got to interview most of the cast, but like at the places that we know them from.

So I got to chat with Heather Gay at Beauty Lab and Laser and we took a selfie in the parking lot where the Sprinter van was formed by the feds.

Turns out it's actually a pretty popular tourist destination.

There's constantly people taking photos there.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Is that happening when you were there? I didn't see one when I was there, but Heather had said that earlier that day someone did.

And apparently, they have one of those windows you can see out from the inside, but you can't see in from the outside.

Luann is convinced.

Is this really who Lisa is? Is this the inconsiderate person that Heather Gay drunkenly told us to look out for? I mean, yeah, but like.

Guys, Heather Gay's a loser.

Again, to hear me rant and rave about her, go over to the Bravo Investigator podcast.

But they're all kind of side-eyeing Lisa.

And I think she needs desperate help.

I mean, Heather Gay talked in her book about how you like you are supposed to kind of like it's not exactly a Catholic confession, but you basically are supposed to like talk fast to your whatever your big guy.

The priesthood, like whatever.

Yeah.

The receipts.

What's the rest of it? Call Heather Gay.

It's another episode.

Yeah, that's another episode.

hey guys hi also known as ultimate girl go home

jesus fucking christ me to heather gay all right so we are here to discuss the last two episodes of ultimate girls trip So let's jump right in with the Housewives take on Atlanta episode four.

The women prepare for the highly anticipated alter ego party, a callback to an iconic Real Housewives of Atlanta event.

Before the costumes come out, they head to a drag brunch where the performers impersonate the housewives, giving Teresa an opportunity to reflect on the unexpected legacy of her infamous prostitution whore line.

I

hated all of this.

Get Heather Gay the fuck out of my face.

Okay, hold on.