Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Ep 2 Recap-Whitney is SORRY! + Taglines

We meet Kwai, sexy Kwai.

Kwai looked like she was about to short-circuit at certain times.

I've watched this episode a couple of times, and there was, like, a time her, like, eye was blinking, and where I was like, "Oh, my God, is Kwai AI?" Like, and then she says, what did she say? She says this one word.

I wrote it down in my notes.

She said it over and over again to Meredith, and it was, what would...

I mean, Meredi- like, when I say Meredith, I mean the 16-year-old that's taken over Meredith's body.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers that makes you look incredibly young.

And I lo- I want, I want people to keep complimenting Meredith all season, because you know it makes her feel amazing.

Also, I hope you guys watch Watch What Happens Live after Salt Lake City.

Lisa Barlow was the guest, and it was, it was amazing.

We found out she has not met Charli XCX, but John Barlow has met Charli XCX.

And she goes, "The picture is horrible," but she was, [laughs] you could tell she liked feeling his muscles.

[laughs] And I loved that Lisa was like, "I'll meet her someday." Like, "We'll do a collab someday," which is, that's what you...

And then I lo- l- you saw that Lisa Barlow was in New York, and she went to the premiere, I believe, of American Horror Story, and she met Sarah Paulson.

Or, I mean, Sarah Paulson got to meet her.

'Cause Sarah Paulson is a big Bravo fan And, uh, you could tell that Sarah Paulson was, was starstruck as you would be.

And, but I love, I need to know more about John Barlow and Charli XCX hooking up, not hooking up, but like meeting up.

I think, cause I think they did the premiere party, uh, for her movie, The Moment, I believe at Lisa and John's lounge in, uh, in, uh, Salt Lake, right? Or Sundance or wherever that is.

Um, but I, I love the fact of John Barlow and Charli XCX.

I just want to know what that conversation was like.

I'm just, I'm just picturing it.

I'm just picturing John and picturing John Barlow going, oh my God, I'm so upset that Lisa's not here.

Lisa also said on Watch What Happens Live that she tried to write a song about Heather and her new, her new dude, Tripp.

That's his name, right? Tripp with two Ps.

That's ballsy if your name's Tripp and you, you're Tripp with two Ps.