American Airlines

I guess the funniest part is-

This is last night on American Airlines-

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the amount of tape

And damaging winds and heavy rain are the primary concerns for these storms.

Law enforcement officers met an American Airlines flight when it landed at Miami International Airport this weekend.

The response followed reports of a female passenger undressing and behaving indecently during the flight.

American Airlines flight seventeen seventy-nine departing Baltimore Washington International Friday night, two hours late.

And according to reports, the lead flight attendant alerted the crew that the woman in a seat had completely undressed and was engaging in these indecent acts in view of nearby passengers.

That passenger was reportedly then taken into custody shortly after the plane landed.

So this is really quite easy for a lot of your listeners here.

They usually will have American Airlines miles.

So AA, we call the AA, the airlines.

They fly between Dallas and Auckland, and Dallas and Brisbane, and they use the latest 787-9 aircraft.

Right?

... and American just introduced their new 777-300 configuration.

You flew in first class last year-

Yes

I don't think they're ever gonna blow away the, you know, the network carriers.

I think it's gonna be niche.

I think what they'll probably be able to do is offer a business class product for a lower price than a British Airways or a United or an American.

I think that's how they can compete.

For Quinn Matthews, he's a young gun pitcher that had command issues down at the minor league level this year.

Like, he was giving up well over 4.5 walks per 9 innings at AAA Memphis.

Here at the big league level, 4.11 ERA, 4.2 fielding, depending on giving up about 4.1 walks per 9 innings, and he's backed up by a bullpen that is in the bottom 10.

In the big leagues in terms of ERA, Ryan Stanek, George Soriano, these guys have not been the answer.

No, no way.

But there is a note from a 1954 American Airlines stewardess supervisor manual that said, her nose is as attractive as it fits in with the general scheme of the remainder of her face.

Prominent hook noses, broken or broad noses, of course, are unsuitable.

This is a manual for who to hire.

Well, that's what they did.

Yep.

Apparently, an American Airlines supervisor manual described the perfect figure as the bust and hip measurement of the same dimension and a waist 10 inches less.

So you had nearly the perfect figure, according to American Airlines.

But social is a really, really big part of someone proudly saying, I'm a Hilton person.

You know, or like, I'm a Hyatt person, only Hyatt or only American Airlines, right? And how do you get someone to say something like that in a world where, you know, we're all less

driven by that? I have a much less romantic relationship to those moments.

These are my weirdos.

They found plenty of evidence.

There is a photo... taken from the lawn of the Pentagon that shows a segment of windows from an American Airlines plane.

The paint scheme, the windows, and it must have been during initial contact.

It flew off.

And then there's four more, and that's why I couldn't read Pareto.

Well, if you read A.A.'s book on the one I read on the populist illusion, he does a really good job of summing it all up very fast and in very short chapters.

Excellent.

Yeah, it's a great book.