SMB #334 - S28E5 The Crap Out - "Look guys! It's Stanny!"

No, it's gonna be a crappy time because this is The Crap Out.

Ooh.

It is the fifth episode of season 28 and the season finale.

Mm.

It is the 331st overall episode of South Park, first airing on December the 10th, 2025.

And the synopsis for this episode is Satan's due.

He's having his baby, guys.

Ooh.

And, uh-

[laughs]

...

Stan's praying only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist-

Mm

... on time So let's kick this episode off.

At South Park Elementary, Stan is seeing the school counselor and talking about how tough the last few months have been, mentioning ICE raids, his dad's company going out of business, and losing their homes and moving in with his grandfather at Shady Acres.

And he admits that he isn't able to cope with all the changes around them.

Jesus Christ, of course, who's the counselor these days, having fully embraced the power Christian lifestyle-

Power Christian, power Christian counselor

Power Christian counselor

... uh, strums an electric guitar and asks questions, "What has changed so much?" Stan points out that people aren't so kind anymore, and admits he is considering-

[laughs]

... sharing the Saudaran Arabian money he won in the Turkey Trot race from last week, because he feels like that what everyone needs, comparing it to a Christmas miracle.

Jesus calls that socialist bullshit, and Stan expresses frustration at how Jesus has changed, reminding him he doesn't want to live in an old folks home anymore, and he needs some Christmas magic.

[laughs] Peggy Rock Bottom then enters the counselor's office with Pinot Grigio, Pinot Gr- I don't- whatever, I don't drink.

Uh, to which-