Mr. Garrison
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Oct 8, 2026
Joe KleineGUEST
[laughs]
David BazzelHOST
Dave that Mr. Garrison is a character from South Park.
David BazzelHOST
Yeah, I'm sure that's what we were talking about yesterday.
Joe KleineGUEST
Garrison.
David BazzelHOST
Uh, let's see here.
David BazzelHOST
"I was in labor with Christian's brother for 39 hours."
FrankHOST
I don't know.
FrankHOST
Mr. Garrison's great.
JackHOST
I mean, look, Hartman in the soundtrack for the first South Park movie and the amount of times in college that we sang along to his Old Holy Night.
FrankHOST
Right.
KingTHOST
... and they lose 2-1 to Alliance and you think, "Oh, am I gonna have to start ringing..." Not quite, I'm not quite full Mr.
KingTHOST
Garrison ringing the retard alert, but there's, there's an alarm sounding [laughs] like something's desperately wrong with Astralis if they're not winning this event.
KingTHOST
And they do turn it around in the lower bracket, you know, a dicey-ish victory over FaZe.
KingTHOST
Bit better against BIG, and then it looked like they had their, basically had their shit figured out, um, by the time they got to, uh, Luminosity, even if it was a bit closer than expected again.
Guy DavisHOST
Oh.
Brendan DandoHOST
Because I thought, you know, the first part one, you know, he was with Ms. Garrison and we were trying to work out, does he know-
Guy DavisHOST
Mm
Brendan DandoHOST
...
Brendan DandoHOST
Mr. Garrison?
Guy DavisHOST
Clearly, clearly he does not.
Brendan DandoHOST
He was falling for Ms. Garrison.
Guy DavisHOST
Yeah.
Mr. GarrisonSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Wendy?
Wendy TesterbergerSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Thank you, Mr. Garrison.
Wendy TesterbergerSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Fellow students, October is Awareness Month for one of the leading causes of death in women, a terrible disease that takes the lives of American women every day.
Wendy TesterbergerSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
I'm talking, of course, about breast cancer.
Wendy TesterbergerSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Is there a problem? Because breast cancer isn't funny.
Wendy TesterbergerSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Breast cancer is killing people.
Wendy TesterbergerSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Mr. Garrison, do we really need all this potty talk in the classroom?
Mr. GarrisonSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
Eric, for the love of Jesus.
Russell GuestHOST
You're sitting there going like, is the joke that somebody would want to be a woman? No, the joke is the dream is maybe not fully.
Russell GuestHOST
I think South Park did this with Mr. Garrison becoming Mrs. Garrison at one point.
Russell GuestHOST
Then it turns into a We can agree that he can have rights to have babies.
Russell GuestHOST
What's the
Paul LambertHOST
Miss Honey from Matilda.
Paul LambertHOST
Mr. Garrison from South Park.
Paul LambertHOST
Mr. Garrison is probably my favorite.
Paul LambertHOST
PC Principal.
Paul LambertHOST
Yeah.
Cory CoveHOST
Bueller.
Cory CoveHOST
I don't know.
Cory CoveHOST
Mr. Mackey, Mr. Garrison.
White Sox DavePANELIST
Mutt, are you a South Park fan? I mean, I have not watched the show in a while, but it was a great show when I was watching it.
White Sox DavePANELIST
Mr. Garrison has an unbelievably good episode on evolution.
White Sox DavePANELIST
I'm not even going to go there, though.
White Sox DavePANELIST
Mr. Garrison was one of the great TV characters ever.
EddieHOST
Tommy, you're up.
Tommy SmokesGUEST
So I'm going to go – I think this will be the only one from my original TikTok list that I take, but I feel like it's only right that I take it because it's the whole reason I made that video originally, inspired it.
Tim AndrewsHOST
You know, I opened up the app to watch it, and I just pushed play because it said there.
Tim AndrewsHOST
And it opened up, I think, with Season 9, Episode 1, which is where Mr. Garrison gets the sex change.
speaker_4VOICE_ACTOR
Yeah.
Tim AndrewsHOST
And I was like, I didn't know.
FootyHOST
Mr.
The SultanHOST
Garrison wants to take her out.
The SultanHOST
She's in like a glass bubble sort of thing.
The SultanHOST
They need to put like a glass bubble over your Toyota in the grand final parade.
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