Jun 10, 2026 · 54 min · 13 segments
Connect with Us: Follow us for updates, bonus content, and discussions about all things South Park. On Facebook: @SouthParkPod On YouTube : @SouthParkPod On TikTok : @SouthParkPod On X…
Mathew ShafferHost
Jimmy TGuest
And Jimmy, just like last week was the Halloween special, this is a Thanksgiving special.
The town's annual Turkey Trot c- turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.
At South Park City Hall, the South Park Chamber of Commerce is having a meeting to discuss the upcoming Ta- uh, annual Turkey Trot Festival, uh, that being at Thanksgiving.
Mayor McDaniels expresses concern that they have not found a corporate sponsor so far.
Skeeter mentions that the town has fallen on hard times, and Randy Marsh mentions that his former business, Tegridy Farms, used to sponsor the event but is no longer operating.
Alexis Testaberger, that being Wendy's mother, uh, suggests that the city Asian pop-up store, but Mr. Kim insists that as the store pays for tariffs, they are in more trouble than anybody else.
Randy mentions that the businesses are dying and good people have lost their jobs, and Mr. Mackey, now acting as the janitor, appears to collect trash, and Randy attempts a creative basketball-style shot with his trash.
But Mayor McDaniels expresses the community needs to come together more than ever, and the Turkey Trot is the only time of year this is possible.
Uh, Skeeter mentions that there is someone who might be willing to give the town a bunch of money, who is giving money to everyone else, but why not them? So the mayor agrees that this is the solution, and then a commercial for the Turkey Trot is shown using stock footage of Thanksgiving celebrations and racing, revealing that the sponsor of the race to be is Saudi Arabia.
And that the grand prize is $5,000 for the winning team, but that disparaging remarks about the Saudi royal family are not allowed.
[laughs]It's almost Thanksgiving, and that means the annual Turkey Trot is nearly upon us.
How is it that we haven't found one sponsor to help pay for this event?
South Park's just fallen on hard times, Mayor.
And Jimmy, just like last week was the Halloween special, this is a Thanksgiving special.
The town's annual Turkey Trot c- turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.
At South Park City Hall, the South Park Chamber of Commerce is having a meeting to discuss the upcoming Ta- uh, annual Turkey Trot Festival, uh, that being at Thanksgiving.
Mayor McDaniels expresses concern that they have not found a corporate sponsor so far.
Skeeter mentions that the town has fallen on hard times, and Randy Marsh mentions that his former business, Tegridy Farms, used to sponsor the event but is no longer operating.
Alexis Testaberger, that being Wendy's mother, uh, suggests that the city Asian pop-up store, but Mr. Kim insists that as the store pays for tariffs, they are in more trouble than anybody else.
Randy mentions that the businesses are dying and good people have lost their jobs, and Mr. Mackey, now acting as the janitor, appears to collect trash, and Randy attempts a creative basketball-style shot with his trash.
But Mayor McDaniels expresses the community needs to come together more than ever, and the Turkey Trot is the only time of year this is possible.
Uh, Skeeter mentions that there is someone who might be willing to give the town a bunch of money, who is giving money to everyone else, but why not them? So the mayor agrees that this is the solution, and then a commercial for the Turkey Trot is shown using stock footage of Thanksgiving celebrations and racing, revealing that the sponsor of the race to be is Saudi Arabia.
And that the grand prize is $5,000 for the winning team, but that disparaging remarks about the Saudi royal family are not allowed.
[laughs]It's almost Thanksgiving, and that means the annual Turkey Trot is nearly upon us.
How is it that we haven't found one sponsor to help pay for this event?
South Park's just fallen on hard times, Mayor.
The rest of this transcript — segmented and speaker-labeled, so you land on the exact moment something was said
Search every transcript — by keyword, by phrase, or by meaning, across every show Radar indexes
Trends — what is surging across podcasts, measured against its own baseline
Alerts — when a name you follow appears in a newly indexed episode
No account is needed to search Radar.
