May 13, 2026 · 52 min · 16 segments
This week, Kelsey runs into a manspreader on the airplane, Chad considers teaching human obedience classes, and they read some great listener emails including a follow up to weird children's songs…
Chad DanielsHost
Kelsey CookHost
Who knows? Um, so I don't, I don't always look at the YouTube comments of our episodes, but I did on this last one, and I just have to say, we got so many good ones, and I wanted to talk about some of them.
Um, I told you this one ahead of time because I was like, "You might wanna start working on this for material." I told you this when you were in-
Uh, obviously, we had, we had that great email last episode where it was, like, public menace or hero with the woman-
... who was, like, kind of helping tell people that they were being fuckos in line.
And this person commented and said, "Seems like we're skirting around an obvious side hustle, Chad Daniels human obedience training." [laughs]
Yeah, I, I feel like I've been doing it, um, just throughout my life, but it's not like a...
There's no treats once you realize that you've done something right, because people...
Dogs learn so much faster than people, because once you hit a certain age and once you've been wronged one too many times, you just think you have the right to do whatever you want.
It's always, "Fuck you," and, "I do what I want," and, "You don- you don't tell me what to..." that kind of shit.
Who knows? Um, so I don't, I don't always look at the YouTube comments of our episodes, but I did on this last one, and I just have to say, we got so many good ones, and I wanted to talk about some of them.
Um, I told you this one ahead of time because I was like, "You might wanna start working on this for material." I told you this when you were in-
Uh, obviously, we had, we had that great email last episode where it was, like, public menace or hero with the woman-
... who was, like, kind of helping tell people that they were being fuckos in line.
And this person commented and said, "Seems like we're skirting around an obvious side hustle, Chad Daniels human obedience training." [laughs]
Yeah, I, I feel like I've been doing it, um, just throughout my life, but it's not like a...
There's no treats once you realize that you've done something right, because people...
Dogs learn so much faster than people, because once you hit a certain age and once you've been wronged one too many times, you just think you have the right to do whatever you want.
It's always, "Fuck you," and, "I do what I want," and, "You don- you don't tell me what to..." that kind of shit.
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