Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Jun 30, 2026 · 38 min · 12 segments
The Habit covers everything but the face. Jacqueline reflects on the self-authority lockdowns produced, while Kate revisits the birthplace of Poog. A honey and milk scrub conjures fears of dissection…
Jacqueline NovakHost
Kate BerlantHost
Well, goop is officially dead, boycotted, over, and also mass food poisoning.
And my friend got food poisoning from goop two nights ago from the tofu spring rolls.
She had one tofu goop spring roll, woke up in the middle of the night a couple hours later, projectile, vomiting, diarrhea, pure hell.
And I saw somebody mentioned to me all over TikTok a few weeks ago, it was talking about goop.
To be clear, this was before Gwyneth Paltrow added herself as a genocidal, absolute lunatic with greed so bottomless that I can't imagine what it would feel like to live under the weight of that kind of soulless greed.
It's just, I hope it feels like something, but apparently she feels nothing and we might know why.
Yeah, so goop was officially completely done and, yeah, also causing food poisoning.
It was all over Reddit for a while that the salmon was causing food poisoning.
you know.
Yeah.
I saw something that, and I'm closing my eyes because of the headache, if you don't mind.
Should be called the ghosties, but whatever.
But it was like, it was like saying like our first year of awards for basically ghost kitchen only.
a competition.
Well, goop is officially dead, boycotted, over, and also mass food poisoning.
And my friend got food poisoning from goop two nights ago from the tofu spring rolls.
She had one tofu goop spring roll, woke up in the middle of the night a couple hours later, projectile, vomiting, diarrhea, pure hell.
And I saw somebody mentioned to me all over TikTok a few weeks ago, it was talking about goop.
To be clear, this was before Gwyneth Paltrow added herself as a genocidal, absolute lunatic with greed so bottomless that I can't imagine what it would feel like to live under the weight of that kind of soulless greed.
It's just, I hope it feels like something, but apparently she feels nothing and we might know why.
Yeah, so goop was officially completely done and, yeah, also causing food poisoning.
It was all over Reddit for a while that the salmon was causing food poisoning.
you know.
Yeah.
I saw something that, and I'm closing my eyes because of the headache, if you don't mind.
Should be called the ghosties, but whatever.
But it was like, it was like saying like our first year of awards for basically ghost kitchen only.
a competition.
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Goop Food Poisoning Rant
Listen to their damning take on Goop
Milk, Honey, Violent Scrub
Wait until you hear this sticky scrub
Panic Of Dying Pre-Special
Her spa panic spirals into hilarious fatalism
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