The Christian Pivot: Abusive Men and Conspirituality

This comes at the end of a very public conversion in response to a series of horrifying and violent sexual assault allegations.

I'm going to take you through the full timeline of his Christian pivot, but first I just want to say that the book is £17 just for an e-book, it's next levels of grifting, and it's memoir meets conspiracy theory peddling meets Bible references with a sprinkle of New Age spirituality.

It's published through the grift father himself, Tucker Carlson's new publishing house, and the book has been rightfully dragged and has been described as literally unreadable.

And it really is.

This is a quote from the book.

I thought I could use God's power to get me grubbies on the derma pleasures and skin fiddles, the tutty boobs and sweet nooks.

Not till I was cracked and smacked and then uncracked and unsmacked and therapized and had been through sartre and sutres and nietzsche and sex creatures until I'd turned my childhood shame into adult fame.

Only when I saw the false idols of sex and fame like two serpents turned with Murdoch's venom and in foul and Faustian disgrace.

Oh, so you want to be famous, do you? And have lots of sex? How about being portrayed as the most famous rapist in the world? Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

My brother in Christ, I would rather burn in hell for all eternity than have to read another word of that literal garbage fire of a so-called book.

So how did he get here? Publishing a 17-pound e-book, again, I'm pissed by that, where it reads like he's having a stroke mid-sentence.