Bran Coverage with BenchwarmerBran - A (Mostly) Fantasy Football Podcast
Aug 26, 2026 · 1 hr 31 min · 10 segments
Bran and Pat reveal "their guys" for 2026 - the players they have the most conviction on and who they believe will help define the fantasy football landscape this season.
Brandon CarneyHostPat GustafsonHostWhat do you call it when an angry fat guy gets stuck behind some chud that has a sexual fascination at hitting the brakes? You.
We'll see if we can get through our technical difficulties today because I have, look, I have a stream deck here that's supposed to, like, control stuff and let me press buttons and do sounds and fun stuff, and it's just being, it's being...
Got a little bit of a new background here for those of you watching on YouTube live.
exclusively of energy drinks, Coke Zero Sugar, and the water bottle I placed in there when I got here.
But we've got a fun show for you guys today because I decided spontaneously – I mean, look, it was either going to be this show or the next one – that we are going to do our guys, our brand's boys, our Pat's pals for this show.
Basically, for those of you that don't know, for those of you that need a refresher, planting our flag, one player at each position that we believe strongly will – either return value or ideally exceed value by quite a bit based on where they are being drafted.
But more or less just, guys, you should be targeting in your drafts that we feel very strongly about.
And so we will get to that toward the latter segments of the show after we get through some news, some preseason takeaways.
you applied for the brand pyre league and didn't get a link email us again at uh brand bench warmer brand pot at gmail.com my bad we'll hook you up and no zander you do not get in that is the whole point of it is for the people who did not get into the brand uh the the brand pyre league so yeah kevin kevin shoot us an email we'll get you set up
that is in fact fired for not getting somebody in the league they were supposed to be in i don't know what i don't pay him for um We had another week of preseason action, Pat.
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What do you call it when an angry fat guy gets stuck behind some chud that has a sexual fascination at hitting the brakes? You.
We'll see if we can get through our technical difficulties today because I have, look, I have a stream deck here that's supposed to, like, control stuff and let me press buttons and do sounds and fun stuff, and it's just being, it's being...
Got a little bit of a new background here for those of you watching on YouTube live.
exclusively of energy drinks, Coke Zero Sugar, and the water bottle I placed in there when I got here.
But we've got a fun show for you guys today because I decided spontaneously – I mean, look, it was either going to be this show or the next one – that we are going to do our guys, our brand's boys, our Pat's pals for this show.
Basically, for those of you that don't know, for those of you that need a refresher, planting our flag, one player at each position that we believe strongly will – either return value or ideally exceed value by quite a bit based on where they are being drafted.
But more or less just, guys, you should be targeting in your drafts that we feel very strongly about.
And so we will get to that toward the latter segments of the show after we get through some news, some preseason takeaways.
you applied for the brand pyre league and didn't get a link email us again at uh brand bench warmer brand pot at gmail.com my bad we'll hook you up and no zander you do not get in that is the whole point of it is for the people who did not get into the brand uh the the brand pyre league so yeah kevin kevin shoot us an email we'll get you set up
that is in fact fired for not getting somebody in the league they were supposed to be in i don't know what i don't pay him for um We had another week of preseason action, Pat.