Awkward Etiquette: Old Money & New Manners
Jun 1, 2026 · 45 min · 12 segments
Why does a battered, smelly, 100-year-old raincoat signal more wealth and social standing than a pristine, fresh-off-the-runway Hermes Birkin? In this episode of Awkward Etiquette, Auntie Kiki…
Kiki AstorHost
She's wearing a waxed Barbour jacket that has, quite frankly, seen better decades.

The original dark olive cotton has faded in spots, but it's also been waxed repeatedly until it's about the texture and the color of crushed, dried sage.

The pockets are worn at the edges from the friction of reaching in for dog treats, of course, and Land Rover keys.

It might be wine, or perhaps it's sheep dip, or perhaps it's just very stubborn Gloucestershire mud decorating the left sleeve.

The heavy brass ring pull zipper bears the dull, scratched patina of a thousand wet country weekends.

But if you look closely, you'll notice that the signature tartan lining has been expertly yet visibly mended with a slightly mismatched thread.

She sports some wellies that are still a bit muddy, and they could tell stories of bogs and brambles.

She wouldn't be caught dead wearing anything bearing a double C, a double G, or any designer logo whatsoever.

She's wearing a fresh off the runway trench coat, a flawless blowout, and she's clutching a pristine, freshly unboxed perhaps, Hermès Birkin bag.

And yet, dear listeners, to those who know how to read the codes of the British elite, the woman in the battered, smelly 200 pound raincoat is signaling far more inherited wealth, far higher social standing, and far more exclusive access to society and everything that goes with it than the woman with the Birkin.

Why? Because some objects communicate wealth not through cost, but through everything else.

It's about class, authenticity, and why the wealthy have come to fetishize utility.
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