Whimsy, Spice, and Sometimes Nice
Aug 21, 2026 · 2 hr 8 min · 16 segments
“ You managed to draw surprise, amusement, and intrigue from Ryder Draconus with a shrug and one word. So I'm already thrilled to have met you." - Miss Tomato A.K.A., Miss Nightshade, guidance…
Madeline RoseHost
Josie RaeHost
She gets Gareth's atlas out and tries out her birthday for the passcode, and it works.

She finds an email from King with an ominous email exchange to meet as usual under the full moon.

She then, with her really advanced technology skills, checks the location [laughs] tracking on the atlas, and sees that Gareth had been going to the Acrux courtyard at midnight the last six full moons.

Then Cindy Lou knocks on the door and asks for Dante, and insults Elise to her face, including saying that she looks like a hooker, and she bets her mom was, too.

And this just enrages Elise, understandably, because she's like, "Yeah, she was a hooker, but she would never be a cheap hooker." [laughs] And she throws Cindy Lou down the hallway just in time for Dante to show up, and Cindy Lou's like, "Oh, Dante, she attacked me.

Will you walk me back to my room?" And he does, which, like, feels very out of character for Fae.

But anyway, Dante, for some reason, has a soft spot for her and keeps being mad at Elise for being mean to her.

He needs to go meet up with our boy Darius, who's only, like, a little 15 year old right now.

She gets Gareth's atlas out and tries out her birthday for the passcode, and it works.

She finds an email from King with an ominous email exchange to meet as usual under the full moon.

She then, with her really advanced technology skills, checks the location [laughs] tracking on the atlas, and sees that Gareth had been going to the Acrux courtyard at midnight the last six full moons.

Then Cindy Lou knocks on the door and asks for Dante, and insults Elise to her face, including saying that she looks like a hooker, and she bets her mom was, too.

And this just enrages Elise, understandably, because she's like, "Yeah, she was a hooker, but she would never be a cheap hooker." [laughs] And she throws Cindy Lou down the hallway just in time for Dante to show up, and Cindy Lou's like, "Oh, Dante, she attacked me.

Will you walk me back to my room?" And he does, which, like, feels very out of character for Fae.

But anyway, Dante, for some reason, has a soft spot for her and keeps being mad at Elise for being mean to her.

He needs to go meet up with our boy Darius, who's only, like, a little 15 year old right now.
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