Mean Girls

Oh, no. We're looking for Subway.

Mike, what was the name of the fictional high school in the movie Mean Girls?

Oh, for Pete's sake.

Oh, it was a president, but it was like a funny one, I

school.

Glee, that's your exact answer.

Mean Girls is North Shore High School.

Okay, never mind.

Or like

Katie Heron in Mean Girls.

It's like a divorced child.

Yeah.

An article in Elle magazine wrote by K.J. Yossman described Kimberly's public identity pretty well, saying, "...Kimberly Fattorini was blonde and beautiful, with a cool job and a significant Instagram presence, over 150,000 followers." Her life resembled a sizzle reel of the mid-2000s chick flicks.

The house bunny meets Legally Blonde with a touch of Mean Girls, remastered for the social media age.

She was always immaculately groomed, her butter yellow tresses elegantly coiffed, nails polished, eyelashes expertly glued on.

It's important to note before we get too far into Kimberly's life in the 2010s that in January of 2009, she began dating one of the men that she worked with in casting at Playboy.

Totally.

Coming up next with an opening night of September 28th at the Samuel J. Friedman Theater with MTC is Schoolgirls or the African Mean Girls play.

This is a one-act play.

It's actually billed as a revival because this did have a run before this Broadway run here.

This might be at the top of my list right now of shows that I'm very excited to see.

Because I think, you know, when you're reading the synopsis, I'm like...

Oh, I get why they call it like or the African Mean Girls play because it is kind of like the opposite of what happens in the actual Mean Girls film and musical where she comes from Africa to the States.

So, you know, I think it's interesting.

but I would've loved to have seen it.

You've seen Mean Girls, right?

Of course.

A WWE version of the Plastics with Chelsea Green-

I bet you did.

Mean Girls.

Yeah.

I'm actually in quite a good mood considering.

I was going to argue that yes, I think you could say that is a remake of this movie.

Oh, Mean Girls?

Yeah, I wasn't going to say that.

If we had to pick one of the two, Clueless doesn't even get to look at this list.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, Mean Girls all the way.

But we're picking nine slots.

Yeah.

I have a whole section about Filipinos being the gateway Asians into the world.

For every Asian... who, you know, back in the day when you grow up Asian in America, like you go to high school, besides the Bay Area maybe, there's like the Asian section, right? If you see like the beginning of Mean Girls where Lindsay Lohan's walking through, it's like, oh, here are the cool Asians.

Here are this group right here.

Asians tend to hang out by themselves and then you meet like a cool Filipino dude that unlocks the world to you.