We take John Turturro to the Cheesecake Factory

Your first quote is from former President Barack Obama.

He wasn't mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison.

Obama was talking about how who didn't seem to mind about being compared to Saddam Hussein.

That'd be President Trump.

That's right.

In the final days before the midterm elections, Obama went full Barack the Insult comic president on Donald Trump, saying, quote, he has the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a cheesecake factory.

Now, the joke got a lot of airplay, and the right-wing media reacted with the fury that could really doom Obama's election chances in 2028.

The response to this has been like tan suit level outrage.

And like Obama said, it was the Cheesecake Factory part that everybody was talking about, which makes sense.

Like, I don't know if the Saddam Hussein thing is going to bother Donald Trump, a man who's literally building himself a spider hole under his ballroom as we speak.

I'm still thinking about Saddam opening up a Cheesecake Factory.

I think he'd call it she is cake factory.

Dude, I would go to Saddam's Cheesecake Factory.

She is cake factory.

She is cake factory.

Middle Eastern flavors, right? Like a staff run with an iron fist.

As an Iranian, that sounds like home.

Didn't

it turn out that Trump also has investments in the Cheesecake Factory?

Did anybody else? And by investments, do you mean he likes eating their glam burgers and brownie crunch chocolate?

No, I believe he has some sort of investment in the Cheesecake Factory.

I read it.

You know, I read it online.

Well, then it must be true.

Yeah.