#252 You Wanna Do WHAT To My Baby?!

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Before we started recording, we were talking about, um, shoes-

Feet

... and feet.

Feet.

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We were talking about feet.

Oh, I love a sick clip set of feet.

My algorithm is-

Just feet?

... all feet-

Bro

... at the moment.

And I bet it's all bottoms of feet.

I saw someone putting their hand through the soles of their feet, and it was, like, lubed up.

I'm like, "This is enough internet for me today."

That's not enough for me.

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Anyway, speaking of luby feet, do your kids get blisters?

Yeah, I think Marley is the blistery girl.

So here's a question for you.

You put a Band-Aid on a blister, right? Just say put a Band-Aid on the blister.

Sure.

Sure.

Do you then put, like, Vaseline or Paw Paw cream on that?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

And then the sock in the shoe?

No, no sock.

Sock is just-

So we're talking sandals.

We'll go Crocs.

My kids live in Crocs at the moment.

Okay.

All right.

So I...

No, the sock is just...

They're so sensory that I just absolutely fucking-

For a, for a Croc, I get it

... e- I didn't send them

What about at school? They've gotta wear shoes and socks.

Once...

With a, with the Band-Aid on, they're fine.

They can handle a sock and a shoe.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, so-

What are you doing? What is going on in your household?

Well, I learned early doors that-

From who?

Do you wanna start the show?

Yeah, start the show.

Okay.

Sorry.

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