Aug 25, 2026 · 54 min · 11 segments
In honor of Carter's beautiful new daughter, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon vault that shares a name with one of her favorite things: The Pacifier! Enjoy these vintage 2021 Podboys! The…
[upbeat music] Knock, knock.
Eh.
Greetings, my children.
We have returned to you once more from our home in the ascendant plane.
Our bodies have been kept safe in their regenerative chrysalises, gaining strength minute by minute until, at last, these corporeal forms could contain the power that we in ourselves possess, the power to bring you this, a bonus episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk.
I am the being your kind once called Doge.
[laughs] Oh.
I'm next, huh?
It's your turn now, guys.
Do I quote?
I don't think so.
It's your turn.
I am the other being formerly known as Prince, and before that, Carter.
[laughs] Uh, I'm Mark, and I was just supposed to bring pizzas here, and I have no idea what's going on.
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[upbeat music] Knock, knock.
Eh.
Greetings, my children.
We have returned to you once more from our home in the ascendant plane.
Our bodies have been kept safe in their regenerative chrysalises, gaining strength minute by minute until, at last, these corporeal forms could contain the power that we in ourselves possess, the power to bring you this, a bonus episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk.
I am the being your kind once called Doge.
[laughs] Oh.
I'm next, huh?
It's your turn now, guys.
Do I quote?
I don't think so.
It's your turn.
I am the other being formerly known as Prince, and before that, Carter.
[laughs] Uh, I'm Mark, and I was just supposed to bring pizzas here, and I have no idea what's going on.