Are We Becoming a Third World Country - WED 5.1

Well, it's World Guacamole Day, which is weird because I think there's really only two places in the world where people even eat guacamole.

Only two that I know of, but the world needs to wake up

to the goodness

of the guac.

I went to Costa Rica once and I thought they'd have like Mexican food, but they didn't have anything.

Really? No.

They have a whole different kind of food there.

No queso? No, nothing like that.

No tortillas?

Oh, man.

No, they eat sour cream on a piece of pita bread.

And if you think I'm exaggerating, Costa Rica is a beautiful country where I don't think anyone has any taste buds.

But people do seem to love it there.

Yeah.

In spite of the lack of food, I guess.

You know what I think it is? I think people like a zipline.

And they also don't like to know what the odds are on something.

Yeah, no, don't tell them.

Things could go terribly, terribly wrong.

A zipline is a very expensive wedgie.

And if you're riding one in a third world country, just understand you are playing with fire.

You are dancing with the devil.

That's up to you.

You could do that if you want.

Well, it's World Guacamole Day, which is weird because I think there's really only two places in the world where people even eat guacamole.

Only two that I know of, but the world needs to wake up

to the goodness

of the guac.

I went to Costa Rica once and I thought they'd have like Mexican food, but they didn't have anything.

Really? No.

They have a whole different kind of food there.

No queso? No, nothing like that.

No tortillas?

Oh, man.

No, they eat sour cream on a piece of pita bread.

And if you think I'm exaggerating, Costa Rica is a beautiful country where I don't think anyone has any taste buds.

But people do seem to love it there.

Yeah.

In spite of the lack of food, I guess.

You know what I think it is? I think people like a zipline.

And they also don't like to know what the odds are on something.

Yeah, no, don't tell them.

Things could go terribly, terribly wrong.

A zipline is a very expensive wedgie.

And if you're riding one in a third world country, just understand you are playing with fire.

You are dancing with the devil.

That's up to you.

You could do that if you want.