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Aug 28, 2026 · 3 hr 18 min · 29 segments
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Trump renaming... [laughs] He's so thin-skinned that he has now renamed the [laughs] Lake Ontario to Lake America because Doug Ford told him to kiss his ass.
And finally, uh, I guess the purpose of this more than anything else is we're gonna be changing the name of Lake Ontario, effective immediately, to Lake America.
That's gonna take place right now as I sign the order.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
And we filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.
We notified all of the [bell dings] various people that we have to notify.
So we've done everything, uh, that you have to do, and this is official, effective-
... immediately.
As you know, Canada's been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.
Even the military.
You know, we defend Canada for nothing.
We don't get anything.
They don't pay us to defend Canada, but we defend Canada.
Um, the lake change, you know, Lake of America, was s- something I've been thinking about for a long time, actually.
As you know, we, uh, took something called, uh, the Gulf of Mexico and we changed it, and now it's the-
...
the Gulf of America.
Trump renaming... [laughs] He's so thin-skinned that he has now renamed the [laughs] Lake Ontario to Lake America because Doug Ford told him to kiss his ass.
And finally, uh, I guess the purpose of this more than anything else is we're gonna be changing the name of Lake Ontario, effective immediately, to Lake America.
That's gonna take place right now as I sign the order.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
And we filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.
We notified all of the [bell dings] various people that we have to notify.
So we've done everything, uh, that you have to do, and this is official, effective-
... immediately.
As you know, Canada's been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.
Even the military.
You know, we defend Canada for nothing.
We don't get anything.
They don't pay us to defend Canada, but we defend Canada.
Um, the lake change, you know, Lake of America, was s- something I've been thinking about for a long time, actually.
As you know, we, uh, took something called, uh, the Gulf of Mexico and we changed it, and now it's the-
...
the Gulf of America.
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