Aug 22, 2026 · 1 hr 28 min · 20 segments
Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their weakest sales in…
Tim DillonHost
We did it, Meghan Markle and Harry are going back to the UK to raise their children.
And I wanna thank, um, all of my colleagues that have made this happen and, uh, people like, uh, myself, uh, Piers Morgan and others, although Piers now gets to own them.
Like they, they, they were probably saying, "Listen, what else are we gonna do here?" They, they spent six years in America.
You know, that's the thing about America, we don't have a royal family so we don't really have to deal with anybody.
It's like when you have a child, and the child is, uh, acting up and getting in trouble in school, and you go, "Well, they're your kid.
Suspension, when a kid gets suspended from school, it punishes the parents because the state basically goes, "They're, they're your child, you deal with them." And in a, in the same way Meghan and Harry are going back to the country that is forced to deal with them, they have to, they have to take them back.
We did it, Meghan Markle and Harry are going back to the UK to raise their children.
And I wanna thank, um, all of my colleagues that have made this happen and, uh, people like, uh, myself, uh, Piers Morgan and others, although Piers now gets to own them.
Like they, they, they were probably saying, "Listen, what else are we gonna do here?" They, they spent six years in America.
You know, that's the thing about America, we don't have a royal family so we don't really have to deal with anybody.
It's like when you have a child, and the child is, uh, acting up and getting in trouble in school, and you go, "Well, they're your kid.
Suspension, when a kid gets suspended from school, it punishes the parents because the state basically goes, "They're, they're your child, you deal with them." And in a, in the same way Meghan and Harry are going back to the country that is forced to deal with them, they have to, they have to take them back.
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