The Daily Telegraph

It's a huge shift for an event that's bounced around in recent years from Fort Worth in 2022 to a Saudi Arabia deal that ended early due to the conflict in the Middle East to this year's stop in Indian Wells.

Britain's The Telegraph says the WTA is facing a severe financial crisis and risks running out of money by late 2027.

That if current spending and operating losses continue, the outlet says the organization projected $23 million in losses and only $15 million in cash by year's end.

Well, it's not just the biggest college football game of the weekend, it might be the most talked about contest in quite some time.

So are they good or bad for us? Should we, could we control them? If so, how? That's our moral maze tonight.

The panel, Tim Stanley, historian and Polly pundit with The Daily Telegraph, Matthew Taylor, Chair of the Fair Work Agency, the priest and polemicist Giles Fraser, and Andrew Copson, Chief Executive of Humanists UK.

Andrew, where are you on this?

In a fairly regulated and competitive society and economy, I think wealth is fine.

Macklemore pledges his $1 million Ed Sheeran Tour salary to Palestine.

Um, and, uh, Robert Kraft, the billionaire who accidentally canceled Ed Sheeran, is how the Telegraph's reporting it.

Accidentally.

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Yeah.

Accident.

Again, that's Telegraph headline there, just for you to give us, get some context.

Um, stadium owner Robert Kraft says Ed Sheeran has asked him to donate 2 million in aid after Macklemore backlash.

Word is that Iannucci...

This, this is on the record, he told The Telegraph, uh, that he got inside the actual State Department by showing his BBC press pass and announcing that he was, quote, "Here for the 12:30," and nobody stopped him.

So he spent [laughs] an hour with his camera photographing the interiors of the State Department in order to build the film's set design.

Uh, what?

But in this crazy world that we live in, and believe me, it is getting crazier.

There's a story making The Telegraph this morning.

They've only just gone and implanted human brain tissue into a mouse.

for the very first time.

And this is not a speech to be made by men wanting to be entrusted with power.

For this very indifference to direct political action, I have been taken to task by the Daily Telegraph, coupled by a strange perversity of fate, with just that very one of the Hebrew prophets whose style I admire the least, and called an elegant Jeremiah.

It is because I say, to use the words which the Daily Telegraph puts in my mouth, You mustn't make a fuss because you have no vote.

That is vulgarity.

You mustn't hold big meetings to agitate for reform bills and to repeal corn laws.

That is the very height of vulgarity.

It is for this reason that I am called sometimes an elegant Jeremiah, sometimes a spurious Jeremiah, a Jeremiah about the reality of whose mission the writer in the Daily Telegraph has his doubts.

It is evident, therefore, that I have so taken my line as not to be exposed to the whole brunt of Mr. Frederick Harrison's censure.

Yeah.

So like even later, like right now I have a $10 million pending litigation that I'm going to put against Cornell, which I've publicly announced it's been in the Telegraph UK and stuff.

But basically what happened there is that I was able to get DNA tests done through their veterinarian biobank lab.

And I had my friend who actually is a lab tech there, and they're willing to go on the record as well.

But prison services have drawn up plans to double up hundreds of prisoners in temporary prefabricated cells.

the prefab bit worries me more about the rest of it the i used to work in romford where they had a temporary structure gallows corner flyover temporary thing built in the 60s it won't be up for a couple of weeks they've only just managed to knock it down so those prefab temporary structures will be there forever um face of the putney pusher suspect a bit too miserable to try and make jokes about that story but um you can google it on your own time Then we also have Palace hits back at Diana's brother on the front page of The Telegraph.

Again, talking about...

I think it's interesting that they've even moved at this.

However, the report, to be published within weeks, will say that record numbers of people are seeking an official diagnosis in order to access support and benefits.

And finally, The Telegraph reports that Halloween pumpkins will be too small to carve this year.

After droughts damaged their growth, farmers say they'll be about 40% smaller than usual.

So that's your pumpkin news ahead of Halloween.