Flight Instructor Jumps Out Of Plane - The Tarp Report w/ Sam Miller & Jes Anderson #179 · The Tarp Report · Radar

Opening Greetings & Comedy Scene Chatter0:00 – 3:23

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[upbeat music] Welcome to The Tarp Report with Sam and Jess.

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[upbeat music]

Jes AndersonHost

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Hi.

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Hi.

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[laughs]

Jes AndersonHost

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[laughs]

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The pre-show funk was really hitting today.

Jes AndersonHost

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[laughs]

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If you guys wanna know how the comedy scene is looking in 2026, right?

Jes AndersonHost

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Yeah, that's, that's this year.

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Yeah.

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It's not good.

Jes AndersonHost

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It's not great.

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It's not good.

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People make weird decisions.

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You know, every comedy venue has, like, a f- different flavor.

Jes AndersonHost

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Mm-hmm.

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Right?

Jes AndersonHost

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Mm-hmm.

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And the best you can do is try to book funny people that match that flavor.

Jes AndersonHost

0:53

Oh, right.

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And, um, people screw that up all the time, and it kills the vibe.

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And, um, yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

1:01

Yeah.

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Kills the vibe.

Jes AndersonHost

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You need to, you need to book for, you know-

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You know

Jes AndersonHost

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... people that are in the community.

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Yeah.

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You don't wanna take the folks that headline at the Iowa club-

Jes AndersonHost

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Uh-huh

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... and put them in the Seattle club.

Jes AndersonHost

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No.

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No.

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Well, there's some folks that can do both.

Jes AndersonHost

1:16

Yes.

Jes AndersonHost

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And then there are some who can't.

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Yeah.

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Some who can't.

Jes AndersonHost

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So we'll see.

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Yep.

Jes AndersonHost

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We'll see how versatile-

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More will be revealed

Jes AndersonHost

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... how versatile some comics-

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Let's see-

Jes AndersonHost

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... can be

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... sometimes I wonder if some of these folks even have another speed.

Jes AndersonHost

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They don't.

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Yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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That's the only speed that I've ever seen them do.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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Like...

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But they can do their fun fish out of water stuff, be like, "Oh."

Jes AndersonHost

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It's so weird.

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"I haven't been here in a while."

Jes AndersonHost

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Yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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[laughs]

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Yeah, you know?

Jes AndersonHost

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"Oh, you guys are still gay?"

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"Look at...

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I, I'm the minority now." [laughs]

Jes AndersonHost

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[laughs] Poor guy.

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"Us straight white guys are...

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We're, like, an endangered species."

Jes AndersonHost

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Oh, man.

Jes AndersonHost

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We're going... [laughs]

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"Oh, how am I gonna...

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Oh, we gonna go...

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Oh, no. Oh, I guess-"

Jes AndersonHost

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"I'm gonna get gay."

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"I guess I'll just be a senator." [laughs]

Jes AndersonHost

2:03

[laughs] Um.

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Or, or president.

Jes AndersonHost

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Or gay.

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Yeah, or gay.

Jes AndersonHost

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Those are your options.

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Yeah, we gotta be gay or the president.

Jes AndersonHost

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Or all three.

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Mm-hmm.

Jes AndersonHost

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Welcome to episode 179.

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Do you think any presidents...

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Some of them had to have engaged in at least, like, some homosexual behavior, like, when they were coming up.

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Like, it's really common for men to do that.

Jes AndersonHost

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Trump did, didn't he?

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

Jes AndersonHost

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I thought there was, like, some, uh-

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They say...

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I don't know

Jes AndersonHost

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... some-

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I don't know what to believe.

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I know that he's a-

Jes AndersonHost

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I mean, who the fuck cares?

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He's a creeper whatever, yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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I w- if there's shit out there, I would believe it.

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Well, here's the thing.

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If Trump did some gay stuff, that's, like, not even on my list of, like, things to care about.

Jes AndersonHost

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Well, I'm not saying it's on your list of things to care about.

Jes AndersonHost

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I'm saying that, like, you asked if there was any-

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Yeah

Jes AndersonHost

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... presidents who did gay shit.

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Yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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I'm like, "Yeah, there's one."

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Yeah, the Trump-

Jes AndersonHost

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The president right now.

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Yeah.

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B- I know, but, u- yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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Uh.

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He's not gonna be-

Jes AndersonHost

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How are you gonna-

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I wasn't trying to argue with you.

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What I'm s- whenever, 'cause whenever you bring up his name-

Jes AndersonHost

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Yes

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... then I'm gonna get weird.

Jes AndersonHost

3:08

Yeah.

Jes AndersonHost

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You, you-

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Yeah

Jes AndersonHost

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... you freak out.

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Well, I was gonna get weird either way.

Jes AndersonHost

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Yeah.

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Let's do some news.

Jes AndersonHost

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Okay.

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People don't wanna hear my political hot takes.

Jes AndersonHost

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Ugh, episode 179.

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Dang.

Jes AndersonHost

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There it is.

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That's it, though.

Jes AndersonHost

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That's all?

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That's what I'm doing.

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[laughs]

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