What fell off?

So, [laughs] so I, I, you know, yeah, I- so I was, I was doing stuff on the Softail, and, uh, I had this message pop up on my screen that said my battery was low in my fob.

And, um, so I, I got some batteries, [laughs] and I have to laugh, okay? First of all, I go to open these batteries, and they are, not only are they, like, sealed in the package, there's a second seal around them because they are kid-proof.

You know, what, what the hell is wrong with these kids these days, okay? Then it's got a little thing on here.

They've got a bitter coating.

Oh, look at this, a bitter coating.

So-

So, like, if you try to eat it, it tastes really bad? [laughs]

[laughs] I'm like, "What in the world is going on?" This is...

I mean, is this fricking crazy? No wonder these kids just have no common sense.

I mean, sometimes you gotta just try something, you know? Like, s- sometimes you gotta touch something hot to know that you shouldn't touch something hot.

Yeah.

Man.

You know? It's like, Good Lord.

I mean, what, what happened to just trying the dog's food? Now we gotta eat-

[laughs]

...

Tide PODS and frigging batteries?

[laughs] That's hilarious.

I was talking to some friends at work about it this morning and, and they said the same thing.

They're like, "What is this, a new, big thing, a new fad, that people are eating batteries like Tide PODS?"

[laughs]

[laughs]

Ah, shit.

Oh, that's hilarious.

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