BRAD MELTZER

Um, let's talk about Susan Dell.

Have you seen her?

Susan Dell, that is the wife of-

Michael Dell.

She was in the White House the other day, and, uh, uh, she has had incredible, I assume...

Carmen, do you know, is it plastic surgery?

I do not know.

Did she have some sort of disease or problem?

That's what I don't know.

I don't wanna mock her if we find out that she had something, but it appears, according to my wife, that it's just, uh, plastic surgery.

Yee.

And I have seen her before.

In fact, the first time I saw her, which was, like, last year, I, uh, I had to look it up and see if she was trans.

Well-

Because she has a very masculine face.

[laughs] It's funny.

What's her name again?

Susan Dell.

It's funny, I saw a video the other day, and they showed her speaking in the White House, and she was saying about children and this and that-

Yeah

... and this, duh, that.

And then it cuts to two Black guys, and they go and grab suits, and put their suits on, and sunglasses, and get gun...

It's like-

Yeah, Men in Black

...