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The events that happened in France, and more than just France over the weekend, I was in shock.

I was in shock.

they uh it started as a as a scuffle that's what cbs news called it some scuffles broke out it was france was a horror show over the weekend and it was in other places too it was in uh milan and it was in other countries and freaking these crazy ass uh riots and they're burning down historic buildings and they're holy i saw this some of the stuff i didn't like to repost it but there was like an older uh french couple white french couple like in their 80s and these these kids that were rioting like robbed them and took their clothes they left this uh sweet old french couple just standing in the street in their underwear I was furious.

And then you see some building.

It's like, oh, this is the town hall of, you know, France.

And it was built in fucking 1873.

And it survived World War I and World War II.

And these, oh, I'm going to get mad.

These sons of bitches burned it down.

They burned down all kinds of shit.

They freaking.

I had a joke I wanted to do.

They looted the Hermes store.

They tried to get to the Dior store, but Dior, this is what I thought was funny, hired his own private security.

The people who run Dior, they can see the handwriting on the walls with these riots going across France.

And they hired their own private security guards.

And my thing was like, hey, Dior, your fashion, you're upscale.

If you're going to hire your own security guards, they better be rocking some, they should look a little nicer.

But anyway, I didn't think that was an appropriate joke.

France, and I want to get to this.

This is because this is the Macron.

Macron just finally, Macron! Macron! And his frickin' E.T.-lookin' wife were at a Celine Dion show.

Literally.

France is just poppin' off.

They're rioting in the streets.

The events that happened in France, and more than just France over the weekend, I was in shock.

I was in shock.

they uh it started as a as a scuffle that's what cbs news called it some scuffles broke out it was france was a horror show over the weekend and it was in other places too it was in uh milan and it was in other countries and freaking these crazy ass uh riots and they're burning down historic buildings and they're holy i saw this some of the stuff i didn't like to repost it but there was like an older uh french couple white french couple like in their 80s and these these kids that were rioting like robbed them and took their clothes they left this uh sweet old french couple just standing in the street in their underwear I was furious.

And then you see some building.

It's like, oh, this is the town hall of, you know, France.

And it was built in fucking 1873.

And it survived World War I and World War II.

And these, oh, I'm going to get mad.

These sons of bitches burned it down.

They burned down all kinds of shit.

They freaking.

I had a joke I wanted to do.

They looted the Hermes store.

They tried to get to the Dior store, but Dior, this is what I thought was funny, hired his own private security.

The people who run Dior, they can see the handwriting on the walls with these riots going across France.

And they hired their own private security guards.

And my thing was like, hey, Dior, your fashion, you're upscale.

If you're going to hire your own security guards, they better be rocking some, they should look a little nicer.

But anyway, I didn't think that was an appropriate joke.

France, and I want to get to this.

This is because this is the Macron.

Macron just finally, Macron! Macron! And his frickin' E.T.-lookin' wife were at a Celine Dion show.

Literally.

France is just poppin' off.

They're rioting in the streets.