Jimmy & The Tyson's & The Hogans - Episode 278

[laughs] [upbeat music] Well, good afternoon everybody.

This is a very special Jimmy Palumbo show.

Probably the most special show we've ever done.

Why? Two things.

Number one, Dave Sturchio is in Aruba, coming to you live on his cellphone, which is coming in shitty on my screen right now.

Also, Dave Sturchio is no longer called Dave Sturchio, he is officially Darryl Clark, as Darryl Clark got caught on a job site and couldn't get here on time.

So we have Darryl Clark, uh, s- scratched, and Dave Sturchio is now the new Darryl Clark.

But of course, the Tysons and the Hogans are here.

Tyson Hogan, what's up, buddy?

How's it going, JP?

Yeah.

Captain Aruba, how we doing, baby?

Hey, we're doing all right.

Oh.

[laughs]

So Tyson is one of our, uh, one of our favorite fans, and a good buddy of mine now.

And, uh, also our, our really, uh, second producer.

I have two producers on the show.

And Dave Sturchio, can you even hear us? Are you there? What's up?

Yeah, I got you.

I'm, I'm actually, I'm up in my room right now, uh, monitoring my kids in the pool from my room, so I'm doing pretty good.

Okay.

And your ...

Is your wife down near the pool with your kids?

Nah, she left them.

Yeah, she's [laughs] down there with the pool.

Yes.

'Cause I don't wanna have a-

Lying scum

... a, a drowning day here at the stadium.

[laughs] Oh, man.

No.

Get your ass down by the pool, you fat fuck.

Um, I appreciate Dave Sturchio doing all this.

He's on vacation.

For some reason, Dave and I have a stupid thing that we [laughs] wanna do the show every week no matter what.

This is probably the most, uh, uh, most close we came to not doing the show as, uh ...

So here we are.

But of course, we might as well just get right into it.

Uh, show number 278 here from downtown Malwa, from downtown Aruba, and downtown nobody knows where Tyson is.

He's on the witness protection program.

Uh, h- he's here with us, so show number 278.

And you know what? That means Greg Bishop, Andrew Thomas, Leon Lett, Terrence Steele, Bruce Armstrong getting involved here.

Art Shell, Hall of Famer.