October 1: White House Targets CNN Yet Again

Yeah.

in which Hegseth appears on stage.

This is his state of the force speech.

And he goes on stage and he literally says one insane thing.

First of all, he looks completely orange.

Secondly, he like starts spewing stuff about no weirdos and no beardos and no diversity and we're just about a fighting force and oh, I'm going to set up an office of religious contact that goes directly to the The secretary, because, you know, if we're fighting for one God, we're undefeatable.

And, you know, on and on.

And it was such lunacy.

And the readouts of it was just terrible.

Terrible.

But can either of you explain this impulse of his that, like, everything's got to rhyme? I mean, who is he? Secretary Eminem? He's a warrior poet, David.

Warrior poet.

You didn't snap at the end of his speech? I did.

Oh, no, I did.

I was just like, oh, yes.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

If you live in the

DMV, tell us where you're getting good donuts.

And also tell us where you're getting a good spray tan.

Because I know three guys off the top of my head who need some direction in that department.

Yeah, you would think the President of the United States would be able to get a better spray tan.

than one that stops like right here on the side of his, like, I mean, we've all been seeing this now for six years.

It looks like somebody put a mask on him and it stops.

It looks like a bad child's Halloween mask.

It's like, it doesn't Natalie say, Mr.