UK v US on AI

Right, let's see your front pages.

We start with the eye.

I'm trying to see if there's anything interesting at the top.

Nigella's glamour saves Bake Off's stale mix.

Is it glamour, or is it just absolute filth? She makes jokes very much like Sid James, but has a very different face.

I think that's what's going on there.

More on that story later.

I'm not returning to that at all.

Front page of the Eye says, Burnham warns world over AI and sets UK on collision course with America.

Oh, don't do that.

Because if we were going to war against America, and America has AI and we don't, it's two reasons why we're not going to win.

Front page of the Times says, Calling in sick with a text or email must end, says work czar.

Yes, I agree.

You should have to act it.

Learn to do...

If you can't act, then it's your own stupid fault.

You're off to work.

You should learn to do the voice.

Hello, boss.

Yeah, hello, boss.

I can't come in today.

Yeah.

You accidentally picked something that shouldn't be impacting your stomach.

Yeah, I got a bad foot.

I mean...