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Front pages.

Right, I haven't seen these yet, so let's walk through them together.

The Times.

Army halts training exercises to save money.

What could be a downside of that? An untrained army.

You know how...

Previously, I joked about sending in people on benefits.

If you don't know where to spend the money, defence or welfare, just combine the two.

And I always make a very silly point, and we are getting so closer to that actually being the truth.

The Daily Mail has met chief stunned by release of serial criminals.

No, actually,

I do have some sympathy here for the police because they must be annoyed by the prisoner early release scheme.

Because it literally means there are going to be more criminals out there in the area they're in charge of.

The police, famously, are not in charge of the inside of prisons.

So no wonder that's where they want the criminals to be.

They're going to have to do more work on this one.

Also, Smitten Sydney's a gondola girl.

It's just going to be a picture.

It says see page three.

It's going to be so fitting, isn't it? The Guardian has Britain warned to get ready for biggest El Nino in a millennium.

I tried to say millennium like it's got that little tilde over the N, and it just came out as millennium.

Ministers advise storing food and water in case of winter power cuts.

If I'm brutally honest, I never made my way through the tin goods from COVID, so I'll probably be all right.

British people have been urged to stockpile enough food and water to survive a few days.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.