Dipping Into a 401(k) for a ’52 Mantle + Favorite vs. Most Valuable Cards + SPA Grading Wants Your Altered Cards

Uh, David, we gotta do the SPA Grading update before we bring Adam on.

[laughs] You're not gonna make Adam suffer through... [laughs]

Adam c- Adam, uh, Adam...

Well, we, we could, we could, uh, we could do it with him, I suppose.

Let, let's, let's-

But, uh-

... let's not put Adam through it.

Let's not put Adam through it.

[laughs]

Let's do our SPA Grading update, guys.

Um, as a reminder, SPA Grading, because every card deserves a little self-care, prepare, pamper, and grade.

And, uh, proudly using Hartz Hog Care sports card formula.

You know, uh, safe for your cards, safe for your hogs.

But today's announcement, today's update for, for SPA Grading starts right here, everybody.

SPA Grading, we are actively soliciting your trimmed, altered, and counterfeit cards at SPA Grading.

Send them in for treatment, self-care grading, and eye appeal.

Whether your cards are trimmed, altered, counterfeit, restored, water damaged, repaired, they are still welcome.

All cards, all condition, all are welcome here at SPA Grading.

Next slide, please.

Thank you very much.

In the interest of complete transparency, for the first phase of our operations, all cards we authenticate and grade, especially trimmed, altered, and counterfeit cards, will receive false positive authentications and very favorable grades.

They will all be wrong.

We're starting low on purpose so nothing we ever do in the future can be as egregious as how we launch.

We set expectations, we embrace accountability, we lower the bar.

It only gets better from here.

Uh, David, we gotta do the SPA Grading update before we bring Adam on.

[laughs] You're not gonna make Adam suffer through... [laughs]

Adam c- Adam, uh, Adam...

Well, we, we could, we could, uh, we could do it with him, I suppose.

Let, let's, let's-

But, uh-

... let's not put Adam through it.

Let's not put Adam through it.

[laughs]

Let's do our SPA Grading update, guys.

Um, as a reminder, SPA Grading, because every card deserves a little self-care, prepare, pamper, and grade.

And, uh, proudly using Hartz Hog Care sports card formula.

You know, uh, safe for your cards, safe for your hogs.

But today's announcement, today's update for, for SPA Grading starts right here, everybody.

SPA Grading, we are actively soliciting your trimmed, altered, and counterfeit cards at SPA Grading.

Send them in for treatment, self-care grading, and eye appeal.

Whether your cards are trimmed, altered, counterfeit, restored, water damaged, repaired, they are still welcome.

All cards, all condition, all are welcome here at SPA Grading.

Next slide, please.

Thank you very much.

In the interest of complete transparency, for the first phase of our operations, all cards we authenticate and grade, especially trimmed, altered, and counterfeit cards, will receive false positive authentications and very favorable grades.

They will all be wrong.

We're starting low on purpose so nothing we ever do in the future can be as egregious as how we launch.

We set expectations, we embrace accountability, we lower the bar.

It only gets better from here.