Episode 188: Honey Spencer

Morning.

I say morning.

It's morning when I'm speaking to you.

It's 9:00 on Saturday, and that little sound you can hear is me whisking butter because on Saturdays I make pancakes.

So I'm in the kitchen making some pancakes for my adorable little cherub, Mickey, who is up, uh...

Well, he got up at, like, 8:00, which you think, "Okay, that's not so bad.

Not so early." But then I realized he didn't go to sleep till about midnight last night.

So I'm thinking, "This kid is gonna be tired." Uh, I let him stay up and wait for me 'cause I hadn't really seen him this week.

I'd been away since Tuesday.

Saw him briefly after school.

Well, I say after school time, schools have been shut thanks to the heatwave, uh, when I landed back home again.

But then I went to the school with, um, Richard.

We went to a lovely party, actually, that they gave as a sendoff to the head, who is leaving after 11 years.

And, uh, yeah, there was a, a, a band full of our mates, actually, who did a bloody brilliant job.

And, um, the school looked so pretty.

And, uh, they had Mexican food and cocktails.

That's the butter in the pan, guys.

And, um, yeah, I got up and sang a few songs.

Uh, I was asked, I promise.

I'm not just like, "Give me that microphone." And yeah, it was just really, really cute.

It was a nice evening, and I wonder what time they went on till.

'Cause as soon as I'd finished singing, I kind of did...

Is it a French exit? I always forget.

Irish? Whichever one where you leave fairly sharpish.

In a nice way.