1057. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Rejects Iran MOU Extension, Europe's Tallest Virgin Mary Statue & Cubs-White Sox Fan Brawl

[hip hop music] Yeah.

Went from sleeping on the floor.

Now my jewelry box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counting millions in a coat.

Bad bitch, booty swole.

Got her own bankroll.

Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed.

Closed, closed, closed

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