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But I think I'm doing a good job.

I'm not a monster.

I'm just like, whoa, I was single for so long, I have to acclimate back into this situation of, like, okay, you have to be mindful.

And it's, it's just hard, and it's also hard, I'm realizing...

I could not, if...

I have a lot of guy friends, okay? And if my boyfriend had the amount of girlfriends that I have guy friends, and hangs out with just them, I think I would hate it.

So I'm trying to be mindful of that too.

Yeah.

I mean, I have a lot of double standards when it comes to this.

Me too.

Like, and it's just, I don't know.

I'm like, like, men, I don't know.

I just [laughs] I think it's fine if girls have guy friends and not fine if guys have girl friends.

[laughs] I agree.

I think this is a double standard that's like, this is not a double standard though, because it's true.

If you ask every man, they will say, "I know how guys think." Even your fucking dad.

Yeah.

Like, when you're, you're a dad and you're, have a guy friend and you're like, "No, he's just my friend," your dad will be like, "I know how men think." Which is a sidebar that I, I'll sidebar really quick, because I'm gonna talk about this at the end.

Um, but with the whole Cornell situation and, like I said, I wanna talk about this in detail, but the whole Cornell situation, how there are guys saying, "It's not all men.

It's not all men," but in the retrospect, the flip, guys always say, "I know how men think." It's so contradicting and so frustrating, and if I could literally, every comment that I see from a man blaming Jane Doe or saying she was asking for it or saying that she was on drugs, on alcohol, if I could physically meet every single one of those people, I'm not joking, I would murder them.

Yeah.

I mean-

And I would go to jail for...

I would literally be fucking, uh, I would be the ax murderer.

What's her name? Elizabeth Borden.

But I think I'm doing a good job.

I'm not a monster.

I'm just like, whoa, I was single for so long, I have to acclimate back into this situation of, like, okay, you have to be mindful.

And it's, it's just hard, and it's also hard, I'm realizing...

I could not, if...

I have a lot of guy friends, okay? And if my boyfriend had the amount of girlfriends that I have guy friends, and hangs out with just them, I think I would hate it.

So I'm trying to be mindful of that too.

Yeah.

I mean, I have a lot of double standards when it comes to this.

Me too.

Like, and it's just, I don't know.

I'm like, like, men, I don't know.

I just [laughs] I think it's fine if girls have guy friends and not fine if guys have girl friends.

[laughs] I agree.

I think this is a double standard that's like, this is not a double standard though, because it's true.

If you ask every man, they will say, "I know how guys think." Even your fucking dad.

Yeah.

Like, when you're, you're a dad and you're, have a guy friend and you're like, "No, he's just my friend," your dad will be like, "I know how men think." Which is a sidebar that I, I'll sidebar really quick, because I'm gonna talk about this at the end.

Um, but with the whole Cornell situation and, like I said, I wanna talk about this in detail, but the whole Cornell situation, how there are guys saying, "It's not all men.

It's not all men," but in the retrospect, the flip, guys always say, "I know how men think." It's so contradicting and so frustrating, and if I could literally, every comment that I see from a man blaming Jane Doe or saying she was asking for it or saying that she was on drugs, on alcohol, if I could physically meet every single one of those people, I'm not joking, I would murder them.

Yeah.

I mean-

And I would go to jail for...

I would literally be fucking, uh, I would be the ax murderer.

What's her name? Elizabeth Borden.