Holly Rizzuto-PalkerGuest
Ophira EisenbergHost
Now, I'm putting this episode out, and it's a couple weeks past when my kid graduated, and I know just around the country it's all different all the time, and maybe, maybe everyone's graduated right now.

My kid graduated from the fifth grade, 'cause that's where elementary school ends in my situation.

They really did all the bells and whistles that you would do in high school, which I'm against.

Like, they had valid- valedictorian, and they, you know, did the big dance, and I just don't think they need all this stuff at the fifth grade, and I, I don't know if it, like, hits the right way.

I got him a pink polo, Ralph Lauren polo button-down, and black pants, 'cause, you know, he, he likes that style, very preppy, with a white shirt underneath and his dress shoes, and we put a, put a little gel in his hair, and he looked good, not gonna lie.

And they all walked in, and of course some of the kids are, they're in suits.

They can do, like, borderline princess still, and no one's gonna be like, "What's up with that lady?" You know, 'cause it's adorable.

Now, I'm putting this episode out, and it's a couple weeks past when my kid graduated, and I know just around the country it's all different all the time, and maybe, maybe everyone's graduated right now.

My kid graduated from the fifth grade, 'cause that's where elementary school ends in my situation.

They really did all the bells and whistles that you would do in high school, which I'm against.

Like, they had valid- valedictorian, and they, you know, did the big dance, and I just don't think they need all this stuff at the fifth grade, and I, I don't know if it, like, hits the right way.

I got him a pink polo, Ralph Lauren polo button-down, and black pants, 'cause, you know, he, he likes that style, very preppy, with a white shirt underneath and his dress shoes, and we put a, put a little gel in his hair, and he looked good, not gonna lie.

And they all walked in, and of course some of the kids are, they're in suits.

They can do, like, borderline princess still, and no one's gonna be like, "What's up with that lady?" You know, 'cause it's adorable.
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