Crate and Barrel

He just said penis." Because I look like creep who can't say that publicly.

But Gwyneth, who looks like a human Crate & Barrel, says, "I have a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina." And you're like, "Tell us more.

Wait, oh my God, it's gotta be like summer's breeze down there." [laughs] The viral Smells Like My Vagina candle started as a joke before becoming an overnight success.

The wellness guru recalled on Tuesday's episode of the Friends Keep Secrets podcast, I mean, we're just inventing names of podcasts, that she was working with creative director Douglas Little on an earthy fragrance for her lifestyle brand, Goop.

I do feel like a lot of these lifestyle benefits are something that maybe seem appealing, but I'm not actually gonna book.

And even I was looking at the credits on some of these things or the discounts, and there's, like, 15% off Crate & Barrel or CB2.

And I'm like Again, I now I have to spend money at Crate & Barrel to get a 15% off, and then I'm like, "Is 15% off really that huge?"

But no one has to do any of this.

These are all optional things you can participate in, and it doesn't really require much more except if you've already decided that you're gonna invest in the Bank of America ecosystem.

Yeah.

My, it was my son or my daughter, I think my daughter with me, and we're in, like, Crate & Barrel trying to pick out some stuff for my wife, and I see this dude sort of just, like, keeps looking at me, you know? And it, it, he was kind of a dude that-

You're in Crate & Barrel.

Yeah, but he did-

[laughs]

Right, oh, shit

... and I've got my ...

It was my son or my daughter, I think my daughter with me, and we're in, like, Crate & Barrel trying to pick out some stuff for my wife, and I see this dude sort of just, like, keeps looking at me, you know? And it, it, uh, he was kind of a dude that-