The Girl Under The Shadow

Okay.

Ugh.

Fine, whatever.

You know what? Whatever.

Yeah, you're having a meltdown.

It's, it's just-

Your whole world-

It's just wrong

... been turned upside down.

I mean, no, but I-

Because you-

I think I'm on a bad streak, though

... you, you watch the movies in the wrong order.

I think so.

But wait, 'cause did I do that last time?

Did you watch movies...

Did you watch the movies in the wrong order last time?

No, I think I did it for Movies on a Mission.

I think I watched 1917 first, and then I watched Hell or High Water.

Right.

Which-

Well, it's your rule.

It's not a, it's not a show rule.

I know.

It's your own personal rule.

But why would I have even done that? That also doesn't make any sense.

So-

Well, you could've made it a rule

...

so was it last time? No, 'cause they're also-

You did

... off by a couple years, so I don't know what, I don't know what my fucking problem is.

[laughs]

Well-

What the hell's wrong with me?

Maybe we'll get to that-

Damn

... a little bit more when we talk about the movies.

But before we do anything-

I don't...

What happened?

We start with the end, 'cause this is the end credits, and we're gonna push on through the-

Yeah, I think it was that one.

Yeah.

It was Hell or High Water

...

the crumbling of a man-

Why did I-

... before our eyes-

Yeah, yeah

... and straight into-

Why would I have done that, though? What? Fuck.

Straight into the end credits.

I'm gonna fix it.

So this is the opening segment-

I'm gonna fix it every-

... of every Battle-

I'm gonna get better at this [laughs]

... episode.

I'm not gonna let this keep happening.

I'm really gonna-

It's really gotten bad

... triple check, I think.

Quadruple check? You know what? Nothing's wrong with a good quadruple check, right?

Well, I'm glad that we checked everything before we started-

See? See?

... and got it all straightened out.

But the end credits, it's the beginning of every Battle episode, okay?

Let me double-check.

We play a little segment here.

Play a segment, that sounds dumb.

[laughs]

Uh-

Everyone's all fucked up [laughs]

Every- you're messing me all up.

Every- everyone's all wrong, you know?

What's the basic conceit, though? Uh, I'll tell you.

It's Kendall, it's his turn, so he's gonna describe the ending of a film of the 2000s, and I have to guess-

Fuck

... what film that is from the ending.

Bullshit.

So I am guessing, so I am the Christopher Guesser-

Just...

Just terrible

... and Kendall's the Liev Describer, 'cause he will describe it.

So-

Just, I mean...

If he's ready, if he's through the shame and the torture-

No. I'll never live this one down

... then, um, [sighs] let's do it.

Let's, let's see what he has to say.

Yeah, I'll go.

You know what? I'll go.

I'll go.

I'll make it all happen.

You know what? Fine.

All right.