The Argument Against Toothache

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say, oh no, there's a sand bunker magically formed here.

What are we going to do? We'll have to play around it.

How terrible.

It was put there for you.

It's about as real as going on an air flight simulator.

Even an air flight simulator, you're usually playing it on your laptop at home.

You're not going to an actual real flight simulator in a pilot school somewhere.

No.

So it's not even a real simulator.

It's a mock-up of a simulator.

At the very least, if you're going to do that, if you're going to play flight simulator at home, what you should do is what I used to do with my teddy bears when I was about seven years of age.

We didn't really have computers at that age.

I would get a cardboard box and I'd cut windows and doors in it.

And that would be a lorry.

My teddy bears would run a business out of this lorry.

I don't know exactly what they were doing.

It was various businesses.

I'd get a marker and I'd write the brand names all over the box and they'd drive that around the sitting room.

And that was closer to a proper simulator than any air piloting simulator that you're going to do on your computer.

Because in a real simulator, you're in a box.

They know they don't build a whole plane in the pilot school, but they build kind of the front of the plane.

They don't even put a nose on it, I know, but they build a box.

It's akin to, well, actually it's even less realistic than those things they put in supermarket lobbies that you put 10 pence into and your kid drives a train forward a few inches and then back a few inches and then forward a few inches and then back a few inches until the 10 cent runs out.

A real flight simulator is even less real looking than that on the outside because it's just a box.