The Amusement Park (1975)

What do you think now when you see a pretty girl walking down the street? One side of me says, wow, what an attractive chick.

I'd like to talk to her, date her.

The other side of me says, I wonder how her head would look on a stick.

Would look on sticks.

I think we're supposed to do something today.

What? What did

you

say? I think we're supposed to do something.

Record something.

Chocolate.

Stick on a head?

What about the

chocolate? Oh, I fucking hate you, Aaron.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

Welcome back to Head

on a Stick, your spot for spooky cinema.

I'm your host, Jeffrey Scott.

I'm Aaron Radcliffe, and I remember when they first invented chocolate.

And I remember when we first invented shorts on a stick.

They're the ones we make whenever we need some filler episodes.

We can just toss them anywhere.

Are you okay, Aaron? Oh, God.

I know it's unprofessional to keep the coughs in, but that's how you know I'm committed to

In the voice, I'm not even doing it right.

It's not coming from the diaphragm.

It's all in the throat, and it feels like I'm gargling razor blades.