Jul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min · 16 segments
Today is another classic solo ep with just the bros. Chad starts off the ep by coming clean, after teaching surf lessons for years he has finally realized you can't actually teach someone how to surf…
Chad KroegerHost
JT ParrHost
Jake RohretPanelist
And they're like, "But what's your job?" Your job is not to teach someone how to surf.
And so, you know, people are like, "Hey, do you wanna give me a surf lesson?" I'd be like, "Oh, for sure." It'd be like some dude, and we'd get out there and he's like, "What do I do?" And I'm like, "Pop up." And he's like, "What else beyond that?" I'm like, "Dude, you don't want the rest of the lesson," 'cause the rest of the lesson involves heavy petting and tongue action.
It's like, what you want, we, you want me to teach you to get in touch with the ocean? That's up to you.
So I'm basically setting up the whole thing where it's like once you start going, the gods decide.
But then, you know, if it was like a European chick, I'd be like, "Pop up." She'd stand up.
It's a good lesson, right? So you know, it's basically like, you know, everyone loves Baywatch.
And they're like, "But what's your job?" Your job is not to teach someone how to surf.
And so, you know, people are like, "Hey, do you wanna give me a surf lesson?" I'd be like, "Oh, for sure." It'd be like some dude, and we'd get out there and he's like, "What do I do?" And I'm like, "Pop up." And he's like, "What else beyond that?" I'm like, "Dude, you don't want the rest of the lesson," 'cause the rest of the lesson involves heavy petting and tongue action.
It's like, what you want, we, you want me to teach you to get in touch with the ocean? That's up to you.
So I'm basically setting up the whole thing where it's like once you start going, the gods decide.
But then, you know, if it was like a European chick, I'd be like, "Pop up." She'd stand up.
It's a good lesson, right? So you know, it's basically like, you know, everyone loves Baywatch.
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