Destiny 1 RETURNS!? + EDAY Campaign SPOILER Review!

Yeah, let me read it as I wrote it.

Epic delays its shooter collaboration with Marvel and Disney, which was supposed to be an extraction shooter, as it shoots itself in the dick, going all in on AI development and vibe coding.

So Mr. Tim Sweeney comes out of nowhere, and it is corroborated by even Jason Schreier's like, going forward, we're all making sure that everything we make over here for Epic It's all going to be AI generated.

No more like human-made code and all that.

It's all going to be full AI.

And guess what? We have even bi-coded the next version of the Epic Store because yay AI.

Like, I tell you, I do not understand what world does Tim Sweeney live.

I've never seen a more out-of-touch, like, executive that over the years has gotten more and more, like, unlikable with the things that he kept pushing.

Like, obviously, we know that his entire odyssey when he tried to, like, when he forcefully got Fortnite banned from the Apple store to then start his, like, ready-to-go, like, smear campaign against Apple to sue them when they had, like, 1984. video made on fortnight ready to like sue them and all that and he's like i feel like he has gotten he feels like he's uh he loves the smell of his own farts and he loves that that whole idea of like yeah technology innovation like yay for everything and uh man, like the rejection that I've seen towards like all of this announcement really goes, really tells me that a lot of people by and large fully reject the idea of AI, like becoming like the center of development.

There's many people that know that AI is a tool that you use, that you can use to help you with your work.

But these people love just pushing this whole idea of like, no, it's just going to be all AI.

It's going to be all this love that you're going to love.

You're going to have it.

You're going to love it.

So it's like...

It's so funny.

So I was going to read a blurb here that they have on the Epic Games stores, like kind of article on their website that introduces the new version of the store.

Just super quick.

They say programming is hard.

So instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games launcher that's way faster and more responsive than the current one and has a new look.

This first release is light on features.

Think of it as a speedboat and not a yacht, which is a shot at Gabe Newell.

Though it does have advanced digital commerce technology, such as a shopping cart.

And then they go into show some graphs that show that it can launch from a cold boot faster than steam.

It can restore from system tray to library, like 0.6 seconds faster than steam.