Episode 67: The ConJuring

Not sold this correctly yet.

We've been bullshit with Conor for 20 minutes.

Starting off with Obby's match of the week.

maybe one of the craziest sub-10-minute matches to ever exist on the planet.

It is Owen Hart versus Kim Shamrock, WWF 7-26-98.

This is the dungeon match.

This is...

Is it too apropos to say bonkers from wall to wall? Is that...

Am I selling it a little too much there? Because, dude...

First of all, it starts off so insane.

The camera comes in, the file comes on, it's Jim Ross and King sitting at the commentary table.

They're starting to sell you the match that they're in, Stu Hart's dungeon, all this stuff.

And then it turns on and The camera turns on in the dungeon, and you just see Owen Hart standing there, like, kind of bouncing around, kind of shadowboxing.

And then, like, Dan Severn just standing there, real, like, comfortable, waiting.

And you're just like, that's... why it's like why is dan severed here i know why dan severed here but why is dan severed here

why is he like not interested at all in what's about to happen

because he doesn't care yeah well

they were doing a thing where he was supposed there was supposed to be a little mystery about where he stood Does he

stand with the shooter or the wrestler? Yeah, the Raw

before this, Owen attacks Ken Shamrock and Severn is like at ringside with Steve Blackman as though it's Shamrock.

And Owen kills Ken Shamrock and Severn just like straightens his tie and walks away.

Fucking awesome.

And he ultimately does end up, he's Owen's trainer for the Lion's Den match.

So he sides with Owen.

He sides with Owen, yeah.