Oct 21, 2026 · 45 min · 9 segments
On this episode of *Don't Touch It*, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill…
But I think that most people, and you actually didn't know this or agree with this, and you kind of fought me back on this.
Most people, I would actually say like a 60-40 of our friends, if not more actually with our friends, don't sleep in the same room.
And actually, when I said this to you once, you were like, no, that's such a lie.
I think there's a difference, though.
I don't think a lot of them are kicking people out because their alarm goes off.
Some, yeah, on some nights, sure.
Are you joking? I think a lot of
some...
I asked viewers...
I think a lot of them are because of child sleeping arrangements, which is completely different.
I think you'll be
I said, please write in with weird but... um unconventional because nothing is weird um untraditional ways that you and your husband or partner sleep so kyle is going to read the first one out i gave kyle a long one because it was a lovely email but guys i'm dyslexic so i can't read out these i've got i've got the short ones
all right hello love you guys i'm very excited about the pod
yep sorry
But I think that most people, and you actually didn't know this or agree with this, and you kind of fought me back on this.
Most people, I would actually say like a 60-40 of our friends, if not more actually with our friends, don't sleep in the same room.
And actually, when I said this to you once, you were like, no, that's such a lie.
I think there's a difference, though.
I don't think a lot of them are kicking people out because their alarm goes off.
Some, yeah, on some nights, sure.
Are you joking? I think a lot of
some...
I asked viewers...
I think a lot of them are because of child sleeping arrangements, which is completely different.
I think you'll be
I said, please write in with weird but... um unconventional because nothing is weird um untraditional ways that you and your husband or partner sleep so kyle is going to read the first one out i gave kyle a long one because it was a lovely email but guys i'm dyslexic so i can't read out these i've got i've got the short ones
all right hello love you guys i'm very excited about the pod
yep sorry
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