Decoding the MAGAs

It's just kinda shameful what happened in Texas.

So the hemp bill was actually passed by the Trump administration first time around, and, uh, since twenty eighteen it's been legal to use, uh, hemp-derived products, including CBD and THCA.

And Texas does this overnight thing where they make it punishable by up to ten years in prison.

And total spineless pussies like Joe Rogan don't even say anything because they live there.

Total spineless pussies, deeply regressive.

I was starting to like Texas too.

Had some good times in Dallas.

Starting to really enjoy that state, but I'm not gonna do any more business meetings there.

You folks are retarded.

The party of MAGA pedophiles.

You're just the MAGA pedophile state.

You and Oklahoma are the two most regressive states in the union, and even Oklahoma lets you have weed.

Dispensaries all over Oklahoma.

So Texas, you're the worst, and here's the issue.

You claim to be law and order, and overnight you, uh, you reversed course.

There were shops that were open for years, and boomers and shit were getting their CBD, and everybody was happy as a clam.

But this corrupt little shrimp lieutenant governor, this little lieutenant governor who's lost a lot of weight since he went on peptides, uh, this scrawny little thing decides to bring back the nineteen seventies drug war.

And Joe Rogan, who brought all these young creative people out to Texas, and Elon Musk, who did the exact same thing, brought all these engineers out from California and around the world, just silent on this.

Silent on this as their state decides to turn them into the new private prison population.

And it's-- Aside from being disgusting to go overnight from hemp is allowed to Chinese cannabis laws.

You're supposedly a Christian law and order state, and you move to Chinese cannabis laws overnight because your private prisons are starting to get a little bit thin.

Starting to get a little bit thin like Dan Patrick, so you need to fill those private prisons.

And I realize some of you will say, "Look, the majority of the prisons in Texas actually are not private prisons." That's not the point.

The point is you have a whole industry of people who are infantilizing their fellow Americans over something that most of us don't even think about anymore.

Fifty percent of Americans smoke weed weekly.