Google I/O 2026

Now into the ticket office of Disneyland.

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

Oh, boy.

[laughs]

Let's do this.

[laughs]

Don't think the CIA is going to be trying to hack-

I do

... your second gen iPod.

I didn't think so.

There might have been a lot of illegal music on there.

[laughs] Well, I doubt it.

But-

Me

...

I would just replace all of my chairs with toilets and go on with my life.

Google has found a new way to piss me off.

iTunes is a constant source of embarrassment.

Every time I say it, it's gonna suck even more.

Everyone's idiots.

I am the doll.

[laughs]

[laughs] Well, I can't do it anymore without laughing.

[laughs]

I was gonna do the whole thing.