AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology
Aug 17, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min · 11 segments
Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done…
Aliza KellyHost
Do you suffer from unfinished projects, mysterious piles of mail, 17,000 unread messages, or brilliant ideas that you have absolutely no idea how to execute? Did last week's total solar eclipse leave you with sudden revelations and unexpected changes and overwhelming discoveries that your life may require some very necessary adjustments but you do not know how to begin? Well, my friend, you may be entitled to compensation.
Introducing Virgo Season, the revolutionary new celestial organization system designed to take your beautiful, chaotic life, plus any eclipse-related damages, and turn it into something that you can actually fucking work with.
With Virgo Season, you can organize your calendar, refine your routines, and finally make the appointment that you have been avoiding for the past six months.
So gather your receipts, open your calendar, and locate that password to the account that you have been locked out of since February.
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Do you suffer from unfinished projects, mysterious piles of mail, 17,000 unread messages, or brilliant ideas that you have absolutely no idea how to execute? Did last week's total solar eclipse leave you with sudden revelations and unexpected changes and overwhelming discoveries that your life may require some very necessary adjustments but you do not know how to begin? Well, my friend, you may be entitled to compensation.
Introducing Virgo Season, the revolutionary new celestial organization system designed to take your beautiful, chaotic life, plus any eclipse-related damages, and turn it into something that you can actually fucking work with.
With Virgo Season, you can organize your calendar, refine your routines, and finally make the appointment that you have been avoiding for the past six months.
So gather your receipts, open your calendar, and locate that password to the account that you have been locked out of since February.
