Alas! The Improvised Works of William Shakespeare
Jun 30, 2026 · 43 min · 11 segments
The god of Drips, of Oceans, of Myth! A sewage kingdom 'neath Jersey he smiths. And yet while he toil away, the Warrior Queen Sheeba stalks her divine prey! And yet all the while, another queen wishes…
PJ NallyPanelist
Drew RobinsonHost
Javier PerezPanelist
Ross NealPanelist
Joanna BornsPanelist
We see Queen Sheba with a knife and a flashlight hunting for the drip god attended by her lady in waiting.


It is to kill the drip god, for he hath brought drips upon my people for far too many years, and I shall not stand for it any longer.

Mistress, I must commend thee for thy devotion to thy people, but I must remind thee that the god is immortal, for that is what gods are.

Though I do not have instruments of death, I know I shall defend thee with my final breath.

Though I shall defend thee, I have an instrument of death, and now that the drip god hath made himself seen, easier to kill in my eyes.

We see Queen Sheba with a knife and a flashlight hunting for the drip god attended by her lady in waiting.


It is to kill the drip god, for he hath brought drips upon my people for far too many years, and I shall not stand for it any longer.

Mistress, I must commend thee for thy devotion to thy people, but I must remind thee that the god is immortal, for that is what gods are.

Though I do not have instruments of death, I know I shall defend thee with my final breath.

Though I shall defend thee, I have an instrument of death, and now that the drip god hath made himself seen, easier to kill in my eyes.
The rest of this transcript — segmented and speaker-labeled, so you land on the exact moment something was said
Search every transcript — by keyword, by phrase, or by meaning, across every show Radar indexes
Trends — what is surging across podcasts, measured against its own baseline
Alerts — when a name you follow appears in a newly indexed episode
No account is needed to search Radar.