Mistress

Why didn't you say something about it before? You remember the day Mr.

and Mrs. Chew were here, and how Mrs. Chew returned in the afternoon after Master and Mistress had gone to the fair? I saw her, out of the tail of my eye, go to that very black box and take out the golden beetles.

i thought it was curious but never dreamed she was a thief alas i was wrong she took the beetle and if i am not mistaken she and her husband are now enjoying the feasts that belong to us let's claw them growled blackfoot gnashing his teeth that would do no good counselled the other so they would be sure to come out best in the end We want the beetle back.

That's the main thing.

At last, when breakfast was over, slipping away from the others, Whitehead jumped through the hole in the window.

Oh, my dear Blackfoot, she began laughingly, You should have been inside to see what a feast they gave me.

Mistress was so delighted at my bringing back her treasure that she could not give me enough to eat or say enough kind things about me.

Too bad, old fellow, that you are hungry.

We'll just call him Doc Now Doc is a psychiatrist, and one day he gets a little too close to one of his patients, and they start smashing.

We'll just call the patient Mistress.

Now, Doc is married with kids, but he doesn't care.

He just keeps on smashing with Mistress on the regular.

Now, Mistress isn't his only patient.

Doc also has other patients, including one named Erik and another named Lyle.

And Doc, he has regular therapy sessions with both Erik and Lyle.

And while Doc hears this and he continues to counsel them, he actually ends up tape recording one of their therapy sessions.

"'Is that you Eve?' Hello Phil darling Phyllis Jackson fluttered down the passage like a rose leaf on the wind and hurled herself into Eve's arms She was small and fragile With great brown eyes under a cloud of dark hair She had a wistful look and most people who knew her wanted to pet her Eve had always petted her From their first days at school together Am I late or early?' asked Eve.

'"You're the first, but we won't wait Jane Will you bring Tea Into the drawing room yes um and remember i don't want to see anyone for the rest of the Afternoon If anybody calls Tell them I'm not at Home Except mrs clarkson and mrs mctodd Of course yes Who is Mrs McTodd inquired eve Is That Cynthia Yes Don't you know she Had married Ralston McTodd The Canadian Poet You Knew she went Out to canada i knew that yes but i hadn't heard that she Was Married Funny how out of Touch one gets with Girls who were One's best Friends at School do you realize It's nearly two Years since i saw you i Know isn't it Awful i Got your address from Elsa Wentworth Two Or Three Days Ago and then Clarkey Told Me that cynthia Was over here On a Visit With Her Husband So i Thought How jolly Would Be to Have a regular Reunion we three Were such friends in the Old Days you Remember Clarky of Course miss Clarkson Who Used to be An English Mistress at Wayland House "Yes, of course.

Where did you run into her?" "Oh, I see a lot of her.

She runs a domestic employment agency in Shaftesbury Avenue now and I have to go there about once a fortnight to get a new maid." She supplied Jane.

Forgot how to hang on.

[laughs] Uh, line honors got, uh, TR Marine, uh, Mistress, Daniel Galea, and his brother was in the passenger seat.

Uh, they got second, and, um, Angelo driving the Top Gun boat, um, I think, what'd they call it? Top Gun-

Maverick

Speaking of perks, we've got special shout-outs for some of our Ko-fi members.

From our Shotgun Pixar Music tier, we've got Runaway Dreamer, Crowley's Mistress, Sam and Dean's 76, Ellia, Charlie, and Flannel'd Faye.

From our Baby Driver tier, we've got Livia.

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She got other issues going on.

Oh, does she? Like how she, you should look at like Mistress and Eureka on your off time.

Like, mistress is a fucking problem.

Like, mistress is a fucking problem.

Stop.

Not mattress.

Mistress! Don't do that.

We didn't do it.

Are, all of y'all

Mistress is a dumb, a dumb bitch, Rosa

I'ma be hon- yo, I'ma be honest

Stay with a man that was married to somebody else and have nine babies? These many?