Valhalla's Drunkards Ep25

I don't know.

The horse one was kind of like I was in the fucking...

I was in the trenches.

Yeah.

How am I the card czar going to die? Yep, yep, yep, yep.

This is the one I wanted him to

ask.

This is the one I wanted him to ask.

Okay,

go.

Okay, so you, my friend, are probably either going to die in a nuclear explosion, which is what I'm guessing is going to happen first, or you will probably be thrown into an iron maiden and thrown into the bottomless pits of the ocean.

But I'm friends with Leviathan down there, so she'll save me.

I only have one response to this.

The only person who gets to kill you is me.

I'm gonna make sure you fail.

I'm gonna fake

it till I make it.

The only person who gets to kill you is me.

And it's out of love, not hate.

Fucking try.

It's out of necessity.

I'll send

an entire

fucking army, bro.

Dude, my wet dream is fighting an army.

I don't know.

The horse one was kind of like I was in the fucking...

I was in the trenches.

Yeah.

How am I the card czar going to die? Yep, yep, yep, yep.

This is the one I wanted him to

ask.

This is the one I wanted him to ask.

Okay,

go.

Okay, so you, my friend, are probably either going to die in a nuclear explosion, which is what I'm guessing is going to happen first, or you will probably be thrown into an iron maiden and thrown into the bottomless pits of the ocean.

But I'm friends with Leviathan down there, so she'll save me.

I only have one response to this.

The only person who gets to kill you is me.

I'm gonna make sure you fail.

I'm gonna fake

it till I make it.

The only person who gets to kill you is me.

And it's out of love, not hate.

Fucking try.

It's out of necessity.

I'll send

an entire

fucking army, bro.

Dude, my wet dream is fighting an army.