EP 704 MISTER SOFTEE

Okay, first of all, as usual, is this becoming a thing for me? I'm so adorable.

I forgot to give the season score so far.

So far, Larry's barely treading water.

He's at 19 wins, 17 losses.

But he opens up this episode with an easy win.

He and Susie and Jeff and his new girlfriend, Anna Gasteyer.

I can't remember what her name is.

They haven't said it yet.

They're having brunch, and the waiter brings their food, and Larry has gotten the fish, and Jeff got the chicken, but they had agreed that they would each swap half of their...

Larry's going to give Jeff half his fish.

Jeff's going to give Larry half his chicken.

I don't know why I felt the need to spell that out for you people.

So anyway...

But then Jeff takes a bite of his chicken and won't do the switcheroo with Larry.

And Larry freaks out and says, that's unethical, blah, blah, blah.

I think I just have a layer here.

You made an agreement to split your food, go half and half, swap half and half.

I don't know why I feel like I'm not conveying this or that you people don't understand such a scot.

But anyway, yeah, that is total bullshit.

Once you commit to that, because that will affect your order.

I will change my order.

I mean, not that I've ever agreed to do such a fucking inane order.

I don't like family style.

So if anybody's seeing me eat, I'm super picky.

I don't like people messing with my food.