Aug 13, 2026 · 1 hr 28 min · 11 segments
After a girls night between Antonio, Helen, and Alex, someone has spilled Alex's secret - she posed in Playboy, April of 1986. Brian, Joe and Lowell ransack Roy's nudie mag collection on a search for…
And as always, we'll be covering news from the day.
But Emerson, yeah, you have a summary for us?
I do.
I'll go with our old standby at Mahoney the 4th.
Helen and Antonio promise to keep it a secret, but at the airport the following Monday, Joe and Brian quickly find out about it.
They then quickly raid Roy's office and his collection of Playboys, eventually finding the photo.
Antonio becomes the focus of Alex's wrath, but it is soon revealed the secret was leaked by a subconsciously jealous Helen at the beauty parlor.
I don't think she reveals it at the beauty parlor.
That's what I was going to say.
That was not a beauty parlor.
It was like a boutique, like a jewelry store kind of joint.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
And also, the way Etmahoney capitalized angry and words, the first time I read it, I thought it said angry birds.
Oh, really?
Just because it was capitalized.
I don't think I caught that.
Yeah, but that does it.
Another banger from Etmahoney.
And the writer of this episode was Adam Belanoff, who previously wrote two season four episodes, Mathers of the Heart and Just Say No.
Okay.
And as always, we'll be covering news from the day.
But Emerson, yeah, you have a summary for us?
I do.
I'll go with our old standby at Mahoney the 4th.
Helen and Antonio promise to keep it a secret, but at the airport the following Monday, Joe and Brian quickly find out about it.
They then quickly raid Roy's office and his collection of Playboys, eventually finding the photo.
Antonio becomes the focus of Alex's wrath, but it is soon revealed the secret was leaked by a subconsciously jealous Helen at the beauty parlor.
I don't think she reveals it at the beauty parlor.
That's what I was going to say.
That was not a beauty parlor.
It was like a boutique, like a jewelry store kind of joint.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
And also, the way Etmahoney capitalized angry and words, the first time I read it, I thought it said angry birds.
Oh, really?
Just because it was capitalized.
I don't think I caught that.
Yeah, but that does it.
Another banger from Etmahoney.
And the writer of this episode was Adam Belanoff, who previously wrote two season four episodes, Mathers of the Heart and Just Say No.
Okay.
The rest of this transcript — segmented and speaker-labeled, so you land on the exact moment something was said
Search every transcript — by keyword, by phrase, or by meaning, across every show Radar indexes
Trends — what is surging across podcasts, measured against its own baseline
Alerts — when a name you follow appears in a newly indexed episode
No account is needed to search Radar.